[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.al-riso.cz\/jaky-druh-bordelare-mate-doma-vy\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.al-riso.cz\/jaky-druh-bordelare-mate-doma-vy\/","headline":"Jak\u00fd druh bordel\u00e1\u0159e m\u00e1te doma vy?","name":"Jak\u00fd druh bordel\u00e1\u0159e m\u00e1te doma vy?","description":"M\u00e1m doma bordel\u00e1\u0159e, \u010dasto si povzdychne nejedna \u017eena, kdy\u017e se pokou\u0161\u00ed uv\u00e9st do obyvateln\u00e9ho stavu byt, kter\u00fd sd\u00edl\u00ed s mu\u017eem. Ale i mezi nepo\u0159\u00e1dn\u00edky existuj\u00ed zna\u010dn\u00e9 rozd\u00edly, a to podle m\u00edry a druhu bordelu, kter\u00fd jsou je\u0161t\u011b schopni a ochotni vyprodukovat, ani\u017e by si za\u010dali p\u0159ipadat nepat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b. Sestavili jsme pro v\u00e1s typologii osmi druh\u016f osobnost\u00ed, […]","datePublished":"2020-01-07","dateModified":"2023-05-04","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.al-riso.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.al-riso.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/4e6a74466e4227c12d5306875d08720cdfce3572213740db6f4a2e5e46e710ff?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/4e6a74466e4227c12d5306875d08720cdfce3572213740db6f4a2e5e46e710ff?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"al-riso.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.al-riso.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a366917_w3397_t1579424175.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.al-riso.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a366917_w3397_t1579424175.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.al-riso.cz\/jaky-druh-bordelare-mate-doma-vy\/","about":["Mu\u017ei"],"wordCount":736,"articleBody":"M\u00e1m doma bordel\u00e1\u0159e, \u010dasto si povzdychne nejedna \u017eena, kdy\u017e se pokou\u0161\u00ed uv\u00e9st do obyvateln\u00e9ho stavu byt, kter\u00fd sd\u00edl\u00ed s mu\u017eem. Ale i mezi nepo\u0159\u00e1dn\u00edky existuj\u00ed zna\u010dn\u00e9 rozd\u00edly, a to podle m\u00edry a druhu bordelu, kter\u00fd jsou je\u0161t\u011b schopni a ochotni vyprodukovat, ani\u017e by si za\u010dali p\u0159ipadat nepat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b. Sestavili jsme pro v\u00e1s typologii osmi druh\u016f osobnost\u00ed, kter\u00e9 neopl\u00fdvaj\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b po\u0159\u00e1dkumilovnost\u00ed. Kter\u00e9ho z nich m\u00e1te doma vy?\t\tUm\u011bleck\u00e1 du\u0161eJeho bordel\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed \u010dasto b\u00fdv\u00e1 diskutabiln\u00ed, a to z hlediska jeho estetick\u00e9 nevhodnosti. Ukl\u00edzen\u00ed sice nepat\u0159\u00ed mezi jeho siln\u00e9 str\u00e1nky, nicm\u00e9n\u011b d\u00e1v\u00e1 si z\u00e1le\u017eet (a\u0165 u\u017e v\u011bdom\u011b, \u010di nev\u011bdom\u011b) na estetickou hodnotu sv\u00e9ho nepo\u0159\u00e1dku.A\u0165 u\u017e jde o stohy knih, psac\u00ed pot\u0159eby rozeb\u011bhl\u00e9 po pracovn\u00edm stole nebo barvy stylov\u011b rozst\u0159\u00edknut\u00e9 na plovouc\u00ed podlaze, nelze mu up\u0159\u00edt, \u017ee n\u011bjak\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem lahod\u00ed oku. Tento typ je na sv\u016fj nepo\u0159\u00e1dek hrd\u00fd. Pokl\u00e1d\u00e1 jej za um\u011bleck\u00e9 d\u00edlo a s nelibost\u00ed nese v\u0161echny pokusy o jeho usm\u011brn\u011bn\u00ed.\t\tV\u0161echno po ruceTito mu\u017ei kolem sebe zkr\u00e1tka jenom pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed m\u00edt v\u0161echno pot\u0159ebn\u00e9 po ruce a neradi tr\u00e1v\u00ed sv\u016fj \u010das t\u00edm, \u017ee by ukl\u00edzeli n\u011bco, co pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed denn\u011b. A neradi to tak\u00e9 hledaj\u00ed. Tento typ \u010dlov\u011bka je podobn\u00fd um\u011bleck\u00e9 du\u0161i, jen s t\u00edm rozd\u00edlem, \u017ee mu nesejde na estetice skulptur v\u011bc\u00ed navr\u0161en\u00fdch v pracovn\u00edm prostoru.\u010casto to b\u00fdvaj\u00ed kutilov\u00e9, zahradn\u00edci \u010di jin\u00ed \u010dinorod\u00ed tvorov\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed zkr\u00e1tka odm\u00edtaj\u00ed mrhat sv\u00fdm drahocenn\u00fdm \u010dasem na \u010dinnosti, kter\u00e9 nesouvisej\u00ed s objektem jejich z\u00e1jmu. Stejn\u011b jako um\u011blce, i tyto mu\u017ee dok\u00e1\u017ee \u00faklidov\u00fd z\u00e1sah zven\u010d\u00ed rozp\u00e1lit dob\u011bla a jsou schopni c\u00edlev\u011bdom\u011b pracovat na uveden\u00ed v\u011bc\u00ed do p\u016fvodn\u00edho stavu. Tedy do nepo\u0159\u00e1dku.\t\tShroma\u017e\u010fova\u010dTady za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 j\u00edt do tuh\u00e9ho. Sice to nen\u00ed bordel\u00e1\u0159 v prav\u00e9m slova smyslu, proto\u017ee ani tento typ mu\u017ee v\u011bdom\u011b nepo\u0159\u00e1dek nevytv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed. M\u016f\u017ee j\u00edt o kutila \u010di sb\u011bratele, kter\u00fd pova\u017euje za nutn\u00e9 shroma\u017e\u010fovat doma potenci\u00e1ln\u011b vyu\u017eiteln\u00e9 n\u00e1stroje a materi\u00e1l, kter\u00fd by se mu v budoucnosti mohl hodit.Tyto p\u0159edm\u011bty shroma\u017e\u010fuje v p\u0159edem ur\u010den\u00fdch \u00falo\u017en\u00fdch prostorech. Po jejich zapln\u011bn\u00ed se v \u00falo\u017ei\u0161t\u011b postupn\u011b m\u011bn\u00ed \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l v\u00edce m\u00edst v dom\u011b. Pokus\u00ed-li se jin\u00e1 osoba tuto teoreticky n\u011bkdy pot\u0159ebnou masu zkrotit, setk\u00e1 se zd\u011b\u0161en\u00edm a\u017e hysteri\u00ed.\t\tBezmy\u0161lenkovit\u00fdOn vlastn\u011b nechce d\u011blat nepo\u0159\u00e1dek. V\u016fbec o tom toti\u017e nev\u00ed. Je \u010dasto hluboce zamy\u0161len a tak si je v\u011bdom sv\u00e9ho jedn\u00e1n\u00ed jen \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b. Tak\u017ee je-li vyru\u0161en p\u0159i oprav\u011b z\u00e1suvky, odb\u011bhne a n\u011bkde cestou odlo\u017e\u00ed z ruky \u0161roubov\u00e1k, aby se o p\u00e1r minut pozd\u011bji bez\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b sna\u017eil o jeho nalezen\u00ed. Vezme si tedy jin\u00fd. V z\u00e1vislosti na mno\u017estv\u00ed ru\u0161iv\u00fdch moment\u016f se situace m\u016f\u017ee opakovat tolikr\u00e1t, dokud mu nedojdou \u0161roubov\u00e1ky.Po trase jeho pohybu se vytv\u00e1\u0159ej\u00ed shluky ztracen\u00fdch p\u0159edm\u011bt\u016f, kolem nich\u017e tento mu\u017e pravideln\u011b chod\u00ed, ale nikdy je nevid\u00ed. Kdy\u017e je pak jeho nepo\u0159\u00e1dek podroben \u00faklidov\u00e9mu z\u00e1sahu, s nehran\u00fdm p\u0159ekvapen\u00edm a vd\u011b\u010dnost\u00ed dok\u00e1\u017ee ocenit z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u00e9 objeven\u00ed jeho ztracen\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed.\t\tLenochNez\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na tom, jak\u00e9ho je povol\u00e1n\u00ed. V\u017edy se vrac\u00ed dom\u016f smrteln\u011b unaven. A to tak moc, \u017ee i prost\u00e9 \u010dinnosti, jako je p\u0159evl\u00e9k\u00e1n\u00ed, udr\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed \u0161pinav\u00e9ho pr\u00e1dla v pra\u010dce nebo umyt\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b pou\u017eit\u00e9ho hrn\u00ed\u010dku od k\u00e1vy jsou nad jeho s\u00edly.Pod jeho gau\u010dem lze objevit \u0161pinav\u00e9 oble\u010den\u00ed \u010di pr\u00e1zdnou lahev od limon\u00e1dy, jeho kuchy\u0148sk\u00fd d\u0159ez nikdy nen\u00ed pr\u00e1zdn\u00fd a plochu jeho stolu pokr\u00fdvaj\u00ed r\u016fzn\u011b velk\u00e9 \u0161tosy tal\u00ed\u0159\u016f a p\u0159\u00edbor\u016f od j\u00eddla. \u00daklid sn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed lenoch s bohorovn\u00fdm klidem. Tedy pokud jej nemus\u00ed provozovat on s\u00e1m.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4\/5 - (6 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Jak\u00fd druh bordel\u00e1\u0159e m\u00e1te doma vy?","item":"https:\/\/www.al-riso.cz\/jaky-druh-bordelare-mate-doma-vy\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]